Friday, September 15, 2006

Deal Breakers

Today DOOCE wrote about deal breakers and it really made me laugh...so here I am doing the same.

The question posed:

“What are your relationship deal breakers? Some folks are annoyed if a date shows up ten minutes late. Others look for something weightier, like a felony record. Have you ever rejected someone over something that seems insignificant to your friends? Or do you have selective blindness for red flags?”

here's my top ten in no particular order:

1. Smoker or recreational drug user
2. Mustache
3. Shorter than me
4. Overly into his looks (looks at the mirror more than I do)
5. Likes Barbara Streisand (because he is SO batting for the other team!)
6. Has chest hair coming out of the top of his shirt (would prefer NO chest hair!)
7. Has a felony background
8. Moocher
9. Disrespectful of me...and anyone for that matter!
10. Bad teeth


The list could go on and on...

-Dirty hands
-Lack of personal hygeine
-Lack of any ambition for anything
-Negativity which goes along with no sense of humor
-Combovers and hair plugs
-Gangsta's and con artists
-Mama's Boy
-Doesn't have a drivers' liscense
-a lisp
-talks like he's in the movie "Dude Where's My Car ?"
- Dresses Goth style
-Starts fights with random people
-drinks heavily
-Drives a BIG truck with loud pipes....he's over compensating for something!



that's all for now.

1 comment:

Amy said...

Cathie answered:

1. Smoker or drug user/abuser

2. Mustache

3. Shorter than like 5’10”

4. Overly into his looks or doesn’t care at all!

5. Spends more time with his friends than me!

6. Has chest hair coming out of the top of his shirt (would prefer NO chest hair!)

7. Has a felony background or does things I think he should be in jail for!

8. Clingy!! On the first date just totally touchy feely and gives me the heeby geebies!! (didn’t date 2 guys for this reason)

9. Disrespectful of me...and anyone for that matter!

10. Talks on his phone constantly